Black Books - Hello Sun - Quotes

Eva - "You don't need horrible cigarettes and gallons of booze just to feel normal"

Fran - "Is this normal?"

Eva - "Yes that's what I'm telling you. You change when you drink your so loud, you just sit there with a fag, cackling like something out of a brothel"

Fran - "God, I don't! How horrible!"

Eva - "And when you're drunk, the way you eat and swear.....suddenly crying and then kissing terrible men"

Fran - "I know, I know I'm awful"

Eva - "Sometimes I think you'll end up with a head full of gold teeth roaring over a vegetable stall somewhere"

Fran - "I'm not that...."

Eva - "come over and I'll show you the next set of exercises we can have carrot juice"

Fran - "carrot juice! What? no, yes, I'd love to, defiantly, great."

Eva - "I'll see you then. You know I've never told you that all those fags and booze make you reek"

Fran - "What d-do I?"

Eva - "Stinky-poos so no more smoking and drinking with those two layabouts"

Fran - "No, no no I wont"

Back at Eva's house doing yoga

Eva - "And then raise your hands up and say hello to the sun"